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hey :) the name is amalina but im cool with mali.
or whatever nice.
im pretty laid-back.
im never serious.
haha well yea so get annoyed.
im a kid at heart, maybe a hippie too.
talk to me.
get to know me.
only then you can judge me.
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Apr 18, 2010
on being funny... NOT!

i have been in several occasions where people make snotty remarks or some witty banters. amusing? maybe at first, but come to think about them, it was more like a HAHA. VERRRRY FUNNY. IDIOT.
get what i mean?
some example:
during my high school years, i did a lot of waitressing at my mom's restaurants, the chateau, and border's coffeeshop and i must say, it was interesting haha i met a lot of people, of course. a lot of weird people jackasses:

the restaurant

customer A: dik, boleh ke kalau abg mintak ice lebih? kena charge tak?
me: tak. boleh je. nak ice lebih ke?
customer A: kalau nasik goreng ni minta sayur lebih, kena charge tak?
me: tak, tak kena. so abg nak ice lebih utk milo ni and lebih sayur lah?
customer A: kalau macam tu, nasik goreng kampung, nasik lebih. tadi ckp tak kena charge kan?
me: (-_-") *mcm ni pun ada ka*


me: good morning, ma'am :) what can i get for you? btw, we have a fresh delivery of blueberry muffins this morning. they're still hot, would you like to have one?
customer B: can you show me your I.D? i just want to make sure that you're not one of them.
me: huh? my I.D? one of them? i don't understand.
customer B: you know, *whipering* the talibans
me: (-_-") *fuck you, granny*


the manager: amalina! (the way he said my name was more like 'omalina')
me: yea, robbie?
the manager: can you help me out here? go to the couple right at that corner and ask them what do they want.
me: sure but im kinda busy with the register. why don't you ask christy. she's on the break.
the manager: i could but they're australians. i thought of letting a foreigner to entertain any of my foreign customers. smart, huh?
me: (-_-") *asshole*


a friend of a friend of mine (AFOAFOM): amalina dari mana ni? :D(this means a huge grin)
me: dari pasar malam :)(this means trying to be friendly)
AFOAFOM: oh, pasar malam? pasar malam buka sampai malam, ya? :D
me: bahahaahahahahahahahah :DDDDD(this was me laughing right in her face. i felt bad :P)

that is why sometimes, i feel like my life is some kind of a soap. perhaps, a comedy.